Saturday, December 17, 2011

29 days to 40

As I approach 40, that means it's perfectly OK for some things to make me irrationally grumpy, right? C'mon...surely that's one of the perks? To celebrate, I've started a list (in no particular order);

  • The confusion people seem to experience in differentiating between their, there, and they're.
  • Inappropriate use of the word "literally."
  • People saying "bless you" after every sneeze. Bonus points: The fact that I never sneeze just once.
  • The way that kids toys are twist-tied into boxes.
  • Trying to set up pretty much anything out of the ordinary on a Windows PC.
  • People reading/watching over my shoulder or just generally standing very close behind me.
  • PlayStation 3 updates (and, by association any other kind of PSN-related forced update.)
  • People reading stuff on their phone while talking to me, and clearly being distracted.
  • Wanton untidiness (I'm not a neat freak, I just think stuff should be put away.)
  • Whining, complaining and generally any kind of non-constructive repetitive negativity.
  • Being allergic to gluten.
  • And dairy.








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